Here I go...

Posting stuff on the Internet.  Like I was some sort of internet...guy.  Or something.  Once upon a time (as it says in the Blog Description.  And shame on you if you didn't read that first.  SHAME!), I had a LiveJournal where I would randomly type out thoughts that I had.  There would be rants.  There would be my take on Zombies (which are sometimes cool) or THAC0 (which is awful).  Basically, it was a bunch of random crap that I felt like I needed to get out of my head but were not so important as to have actual face to face conversations with my friends and family about them.

Now, you too can share in these exciting adventures.  I can't claim that it will always make sense.  I certainly don't claim that I'm providing any sort of insight into the universe or the greater consciousness of the human race.  Even less than the above do I claim that I'm ever going to engage in rational discussion about anything, since I plan on not actually telling anyone that I've begun writing this.  I do promise two things.  That I will sometimes curse even though I'll do my best not to, and that if by chance you find this blog-o-ma-thing and write a comment that I will personally respond to you.  That's right, kids - you too can hear a personal message from the titanic mind that thought up this corner of Internet Paradise.

The most probably outcome, of course, is that these missives will drift off unremarked into some electronic boneyard only to be sifted through a thousand thousand years hence by the cyberpriests who pore over the hoary internet tomes of their distant ancestors.

Who knows, maybe then someone will recognize the unfettered genius that is...Markatoa.

There.  I'm done now.  For this first one.  Go about your business.